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The Old Bicycle Reports

The Old Bicycle Reports

It Announces Me

A wire basket wired to the handlebars, loose enough to chatter over every seam in the road. Louder empty than full.

The Old Bicycle Reports

The Part With Nothing Riding On It

The bell is the least important thing on the bike and the only one that still works right. A thumb-flick of sound with no consequences attached.

The Old Bicycle Reports

Once Per Revolution

A pedal that clicks at the same point in every turn. A fault you stop hearing, and then can't unhear.

The Old Bicycle Reports

Where the Hand Always Holds

The left grip split and went hard. Bare metal showing through at the exact spot the palm has worn for years.

The Old Bicycle Reports

One Bolt and a Hope

The rear fender is held by one remaining bolt. It rattles at a certain speed and buzzes the tire on bumps.

The Old Bicycle Reports

Racing the Softness Home

Not a flat. A slow leak. You pump it up before every ride and try to get back before the tire gives out under you.